My fine friends, the mortal remains of Captain Hornish arrived today, in all of their splendid glory.
For those of you who are new to the Retired Rear Admiral Richard Butler Diary, I will painfully remind you that one of my dear friends, Mr. Captain Hornish, was eaten by a Giant Mekong Catfish a few weeks ago on the Mekong River.
His pickled penis and epaulets now rest on the mantle above my faux fireplace.
I love you.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Captain Hornish Has Arrived
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2 comments:
May this pickled penis bring you peace, Admiral.
Funny, I had pickles at lunch today.
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