Today I retrieved the mail to find this:
Dear Retired Rear Admiral Mr. Richard Butler,
It is with great pleasure that we inform you of our plans to bestow on to you the greatest Retired Rear Admiral honor that a Retired Rear Admiral can receive.
Please join us on May 10th, 2000 hours at the South Carolina Methodist First Second Home Church to receive the Craneheart Peerless Award for Courage.
The award ceremony will be followed by refreshments and a chant along led by Retired Admiral Mr. Richard Dryfus.
We look forward to honoring you.
Sincerely,
Craig Scuntz
THE NAVY
It would appear that I will need to begin un-mothballing the formal dressy blues and finding a date. It has been too long since I've been awarded; I await the ceremony with great vim.
Time for some Chopin and mustard pudding. I am a happy man. I love you.
Monday, April 21, 2008
A Major Award
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2 comments:
A great honor for a great man. Congrats, Admiral. I used to know a Scuntz, by the way. He danced in a Broadway Jazz Troupe back in the roaring 70's. Same man?
Dear Mr. Retard:
I have never met either Scuntz.
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